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The Devils Iced Tea is a severe form of explosive diarrhea caused by large amounts of Taco Bell, Bud beer, lack of sleep and hot sauce. The following morning you can feel the boiling bubbling in your gut and you know the only thing comming out is HOT liquids!!!!! The burn can last up to 12 hours!
Holy cow, I can't make it into work today. I messed up last night eating cheap Mexican food and warm beer. Im stuck on the toilet with the Devils Iced Tea and it freaking burn!!!!! Send ointment and Gatorade!
The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!