Blackout Bingo

Getting completely annihilated to the point of blackout (complete memory loss). The Bingo portion refers to the excercise of attempting to patch together the activities of a drunk-runaway with only fractured memories and input from others.

I was at a staff Christmas party, vaguely recall wrestling my boss, got in a cab, woke up on an unfamiliar front lawn, recall flaging down a cop car for a ride home, woke up on the couch with peanut butter on the counter, the floor, my pants & the bread maker obvious sustained an impact. Bruising later determines its was an elbow... Blackout Bingo.

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