A woman who is incapable for a legitimate relationship and only wants their partners money.
Beware of the thot they might have aids
Thot:hey brandon I'm divorcing.
Brandon:why I gave you all I could want
Thot:but you didn't get me some dolce and banana ps I get 50% of your stuff so haha.
Brandon:I shouldn't have married a thot.
So a thotiana is basically a bitch
anyone who does not like handsome midgets and would be classified as a bitchy blueberry wanker.