E.

An extremely advanced way to greet someone, used by people who are either so smart or so stupid as to speak to each other in Shakespearian English and by people who literally change their Minecraft language settings to it. For reference, as of now, it is eighty-two percent translated for the Minecraft Launcher. WARNING: Do NOT use the LOLcat language option. No. I said no. No! I said... oh forget it.

Person 1: E.

Person 2: E. How are you doing on this fine day.
Person 1: Good. A.
Person 2: A.
Both walk away