Kombe

Kombe is the Great Africa God of the African plains. He hunts the mighty lion and zebra to feed the good tribes who are stuggling, and to those who offend him or and just generally bad tribesmen, he kills and eats what little meat they have on there bones. Now however Kombe can be seen walking the streets of the UK after coming home and finding his family murdered by British poachers, he moved to the Uk to seek revenge. So if you hear the swinging of an 18inch moster cock then run and dont look back as he will catch you and show you what that big cock is used for.

Guy: what happened to you last night?

Friend: I went home with that girl and she treated me like she was kombe :(

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