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Saying you will live a good life style And leave this place to find success, but keep extending your âmove out dateâ to further accommodate poor money choices and solely fucking up thus keeping you stuck in Corsicana day after day week after week month after month year after year
Until you give up on your dreams of ever accomplishing something better.
Person: Iâm gonna get out of Corsicana in just 3 months and accomplish great things
*three months pass*
Person: hey can I borrow a cigarette off you? I have NO MONEY. Iâll move out In maybe 5 months once I get my shit together
~Thatâs the Corsicana way~
A guy who goes out of his way to prove his ânicenessâ to the world but is really just an asshole who cannot handle being told ânoâ or being rejected in any way shape of form
Guy: Iâm such a nice guy you should give me a chance
Girl: no thanks Iâm good
Guy: fine you deserve to die bitch! I hope you suffer endlessly Iâm too good for you! You donât deserve my love!
Girl to their friend: wow he gives off nice guy syndrome
Yankee land is a derogatory term to describe America. Most commonly used in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, but can be heard all throughout Europe as well. The French keep it plan and simple calling them stupid Americans.
Non American: What is there to do in yankee land
American: nothing but shoot guns, fuck cousins, and work insane hours
Non American: wow thatâs tough mate I wouldnât wanna go to yankee land