Filthy

Something that is disgustingly dirty, to the point where one cannot countenance touching, smelling or going near it without vomiting..

That fat-fingered social climber has a filthy head of curly hair on him. I think it may be riddled with lice.

Ngarda

A fake member of the Irish police force who carries a fake sheriffs badge from a ten-penny bag and spends his days posting "insider info" about their thick,red-necked, big eared colleagues

"Oh shit it's the fuckin Garda"....?"actually it's grand, its only a dickhead ngarda"....

Nipper

A small, young fella from rural Ireland, who moved to the big city and ran amok before growing too much sense and now just sits on his ample arse posting comments

Jaysus, that Nipper is forever commenting online, I wish he'd leave the house and go for a pint for a change...