Minecraft

A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.

Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.

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N-Word Hot Potato

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”