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A permanent butt imprint on a couch cushion.
That big guys Pringles chair is really deep!
When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.
Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.
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A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.
Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.
When you find undesirable food to eat when you're starving
Clifton was having a late night jazz session, and all he could find to eat were lucky shitsnacks.
A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.
I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!
When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.
Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.
When a skinny girl is on her period and the blood runs down her leg.
Shaundi constantly used the bathroom to clean her leaky chicken leg.