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Torting

To tort you need two people, one person stands with their legs open while the other person grabs their balls and hangs from them, this causes extreme pain and should be avoided unless you’re brave

Me and jack did torting last night, it hurt so bad but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Jerbling

Jerbling is the act of gagging on a cock that’s balls deep in your throat

Bro your mom was jerbling on my cock last night she’s the throatgoat

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Flibbering

Flibbering is a sexual act that requires you to insert a metal straw into your urethra, you will then pour milk down the straw and remove the straw leaving the milk inside your urethra. The cold milk will cause a strong tingling sensation that is described to feel very good.

Bro I was flibbering last night and it felt so good

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon

Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Snizzling

Snizzling is the act of putting vinegar and baking soda into a large bottle, the baking soda must not be in immediate contact with the vinegar or else it will explode too early. You will then insert your soft cock into the bottle and get hard, getting hard will result in your cock to get stuck. When your cock is in real tight you will violently shake the bottle causing the vinegar and baking soda to make contact. Because of the buildup of pressure the bottle will shoot off your cock like a rocket.

Jeremy lost a bet so he had to do snizzling.

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024