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Flickerjelqing

Flickerjelqing is one of the hardest most extreme feelings to achieve.

First you need to edge for a whole month straight to get erectile dysfunction because you can’t jelq if you’re hard. Then you must flickergoon from the pleasure produced by jelqing for a whole week straight no breaks. When time comes, you must let it all out, this will produce an unspeakable pleasure only some may ever feel. The dopamine is higher than taking fent and beware you will never be satisfied because of how overloaded your dopamine receptors became from Flickerjelqing.

Beware this is a long excruciating journey that will take a whole month to achieve.

Man I tried to achieve Flickerjelqing but only lasted 6 hours, this seems impossible

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024


Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024