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Mollie

Mollie is the human embodiment of literal perfection. Every time you see her or talk to her you get nervous due to the sheer chance of messing anything up with her. She’s always there for you when you need to talk to her. Better than that she actually listens to you instead of just nodding and agreeing. She’s also super nice when it comes to anything. In addition she’s the most selfless being to exist. While she doesn’t accept compliments she’s not afraid to turn them around on you either. On top of all the great shit about her, she’s also funny as hell and got a big ass brain. Anyone lucky enough to come across her has been blessed by the hands of god...

Friend #1: “yo is mollie single”
Friend #2: “nah sorry she’s dating some dude named Kevin”
Friend #1: “damn, lucky guy”

by The undoubted truth January 1, 2021

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