Bella

A humanoid looking specimen, often found next to punching bags bearing the shit out them with pictures of her ex’s on them, she often cops adidas trainers used to flex on her friends before eventually being told to shut up and kill herself, Bella’s are hostile and will lash out if provoked, this is not to difficult since she has more testosterone then a 7ft tall gorilla jacked on steroids, and is not the sharpest spanned in the shed, but Bella’s are harmless really as her rather usually dead trim covers her eyes due to this Bella’s are blind, due to this Bella’s have adapted to survive to our modern age by having a really good sense of hearing and smell. They like to mate by finding there victim and latching onto there back in some sort of crude attempt at a mating ritual, but there is an easy fix to this, simply spin around and yell James 7 times and the Bella shall scurry of to her gym. She also has this magical abilty to turn anything gay that she has had contact with, but fear not there is a simple solution, avoid her, you can often tell she’s coming due to a distinct smell of loneliness and depression heading your way, she gets this scent by not showering her entire life. If you are unlucky enough to give both to a Bella, solution include flushing it or hitting it with a blunt object, or racing it and beating it into submission to follow your every command.

“Bella has a dead trim ha, it’s funny”

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Bella

A humanoid looking specimen, often found next to punching bags bearing the shit out them with pictures of her ex’s on them, she often cops adidas trainers used to flex on her friends before eventually being told to shut up and kill herself, Bella’s are hostile and will lash out if provoked, this is not to difficult since she has more testosterone then a 7ft tall gorilla jacked on steroids, and is not the sharpest spanned in the shed, but Bella’s are harmless really as her rather usually dead trim covers her eyes due to this Bella’s are blind, due to this Bella’s have adapted to survive to our modern age by having a really good sense of hearing and smell. They like to mate by finding there victim and latching onto there back in some sort of crude attempt at a mating ritual, but there is an easy fix to this, simply spin around and yell James 7 times and the Bella shall scurry of to her gym. She also has this magical abilty to turn anything gay that she has had contact with, but fear not there is a simple solution, avoid her, you can often tell she’s coming due to a distinct smell of loneliness and depression heading your way, she gets this scent by not showering her entire life. If you are unlucky enough to give both to a Bella, solution include flushing it or hitting it with a blunt object, or racing it and beating it into submission to follow your every command.

“Bella has a dead trim ha, it’s funny”