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ranga

An ugly redhead who shares characteristics similar to that of a vampire.

How to spot a Ranga:
1. Allergic to the sun and/or anything UV related.
2. Skin is extremely pale and freckled.
3. Hair is a bright red/orange.
4. Young ones are extremely overactive and cannot behave.

Rangas have been confirmed as Gods forsaken children and has marked them with such hideous characteristics so everybody knows he does NOT love them.

Vampire hunter one: Look! There's a Vampire! (fires gun)
Vampire hunter two: You idiot, it was just a Ranga.
Vampire hunter one: Same thing, not like anyone will miss it.

by The voice of the Truth November 17, 2007

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