stret pegging

When fishing the bloke in the peg next to you takes his revenge out on you by pegging you hard.

Christ my float went through jeviis swim twice yesterday, he gave me the stret pegging of my life....I can barely walk today.

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?