Cromplement

A cruel complement. "I really admire your bravery for getting adult braces."

The checkout lady at Safeway gave a brutal cromplement on my friend's adult braces.

Going up

It's like going down on someone, except they're sitting on your face.

Going up on your girl is the best way to treat her for her birthday.

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anironic

Ironic is something is that is opposite of what you would expect. In contrast, anironic is something that is EXACTLY what you would expect. However, it has to be for a reason that doesn't really make sense (otherwise it would be the same as 'fitting'). For example - if you painted flames on the side of your car and then it caught fire (in contrast, it would be ironic if everything around it caught fire but it was unburned).

Steve named his daughter Chastity... then she grew up to be a nun... Well, that was anironic.