priest

A metal object which is used when fishing to knock the fish out and stop them jumping all over the boat. Looks proper funny when the fish gets battered. (Pun not intentional.) It has a handle and a lump of metal on the end.

"Pass the priest this bastard mackerel is jumping all over."
*smack smack*
"There it can't jump with no brains."

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