C.R.A.F.T

C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.

Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.

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P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

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Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

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Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

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