Take 12-15 guys to a playground and have them lay on the jungle gym with their dongs dangling down through like icicles. Run through the dangling dongs like you are running though icicles, preferably with your mouth agape and tongue out letting them smack you in the face.
Dude #1-We'll, off to the public playground again.
Dude #2- Going on an icicle dash? Need me to hang out on the monkey bars again?
Dude #1 - No thanks! I'm taking all of my frat bros down with me again.
Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.
We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!