Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

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My name a Jeff

dead meme.

Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*

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