Gone

1. No longer present; subsided; attenuated

2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate

1. Andrew is gone. He left about ten minutes ago.

2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma

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Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

Winnipegging

When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped

Where’s Jen and Matt?

“Oh they’re Winnipegging”

Yikes.

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iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.

Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.

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Bubbly

What any female who use a dating app describe themselves as because they think they’re fun to hang around. So much fun that they’ve been single their whole life.

I’d describe myself as fun and bubbly!

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Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.

*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*

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