MLS

The trashy and only soccer league in the USA. The only time it gets good is when a player from Europe who is about to retire comes here. But is still really trashy. This is depressing for a lot of people including me because you can never get a good soccer experience.

Person 1 “ There is one way to cure my depression”
Person 2 “What is it?”
Person 1 “ When the MLS actually gets good”

School

Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

Teacher “Hello class, today I will have you describe school as an acronym”
Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”