Klondike

Something you would call a straight blonde guy who takes it up the ass but can’t do anything to stop it. Can sometimes be a hierarchical process where other people determine which of the klondikes they like best, and they choose them as the “Klondike King”.

“Shut up, you Klondike!”

Klondike

A discriminatory term or nickname for white males with blonde hair. They aren’t gay but frequently gets a pole in the hole.

Go away Klondike, I don’t like you!

Hey, your acting like a real Klondike right now.

Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.

“You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”