Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

Stupid Fucking Bitch

An animal that lacks the ability to construct social relationships because of it's toxic attitude. And because of this, the animal will eat any type of dog shit food until it develops excess body fat and becomes unable to move. You will commonly see a stupid fucking bitch yelling over stupid fucking shit it does not understand.

A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.

The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.

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Pussy Slayer

1. A 12 year old child, who has caught every single sexually transmitted disease.
2. Me

Are you a Pussy Slayer?

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Swallow Your Pride

To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.

"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"

"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"

"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"

Rihanna - Only Girl

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No

Another word for yes.

"Do you want to have sex?"
"No"

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Weeaboo

A faggot male with a female anime character as their avatar, that overpopulates game servers and internet forums.

Qualities of a Weeaboo:
Lacks basic knowledge and survival skills because they have replaced that part of their brain with memorizing Japanese phrases from their favorite anime.
Smells very fucking bad because of lack of hygiene.
Overweight because they are disgusting animals who cannot control their eating habits.
Buys worthless objects to fuel their own worthlessness.
When they play games, they do not play the game for the purpose of playing the game, but rather as a social experience.
Attempts to attain moderator privilege in forums, streaming chats, and game servers for the purpose of banning people they do not like socially. They are known for destroying small communities, and need to be killed off in order for a community to thrive.
Has one of these sexual deviations: homosexual, furry, bdsm.

If you have 5 or 6 of these qualities you are a Weeaboo.

If you have 4 or 3 of these qualities you are a Liberal.
If you have 2 or 1 of these qualities you are still a piece of shit.

Weeaboo

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Pride

The most destructive trait known to humankind.
Pride is responsible for the most tragic and destructive events in human history.

Disasters caused by Pride:
1. WW1
2. WW2
3. All instances of Genocides
4. All instances of Slavery
5. All the moments in your life where you have done something immoral and it has backfired on you.
6. Homosexuality and infertility
7. Propaganda

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