bearer of good boobs

When you have been blessed by the creator with a lucious set of knockers.

Anna - "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but..."
Jacob -"Good thing you are the bearer of good boobs already. You can't have both titles."

Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.

"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew