proper-benny

When someone does something so stupid it’s like a scene from a Benny Hill comedy sketch.

Golf player 1 “Oh look at that guy running across the farmers field to get his ball”
Better golf player “oh that’s proper-benny”

Instaposta

Someone who poses outside fancy hotels, restaurants or bars to promote a fake lifestyle, but isn’t actually a customer.

Jock “oh look Nick went to that fancy new restaurant”
Max “nah mate, he just took a photo outside to make it look like he has”

Jock “oh no Nicks an Instaposta!”