When you intensely fist a clit and it turns into a gaper
I seen that one ho on the corner, her twat was so wide it looked like she got a clitfist
When your underwear smashes your nuts.
My tightie whities smashed my nuts so hard, it really bunched my bojangles.
When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.
Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back
When you put peanutbutter on your balls and let a buddy lick it.
Peter Pan put some peanutbutter on his nuts and had his dog lick it, they are now peanutbutter buddies