Peanut Butter Challenge

An unspecified period of time in which a person is forced to go for as long as possible eating only peanut butter sandwiches. Typically found with students and low-paid workers when finances are low.

Also known as 'Pasta Challenge'

'Hey man, wanna' go out and grab a pizza tonight?'

'Can't mate, I'm on the peanut butter challenge...'

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awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

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Whiteout photo

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.

Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.

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i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''

Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate

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Unadvertisement

An advertisement which is shown so often that it reduces the chance of you buying the product, through sheer disgust and rage.

With the number of unadvertisements I've seen to buy Rihanna's new single, there's no way 'm getting it now.

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..well, Bin Laden is dead?

A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?

Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?

Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.

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google maps moment

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.

Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment

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