Ruggin

(adj.) when you have sex on a rug, rather it be a shag carpet, living room carpet on hardwood, etc. and you get a rug burn. play on the word fucking. can also be used as a verb, as the act of having sex on a rug with no rug burn accident.

*an actual convo between me and my roomate*
“have you ever had a ruggin megan?”
“no i cant say i have.. wait! me and zac totally had a ruggin at his old place.”
- as adj -
“Dude... the sex was so bad it feels like I have a ruggin somehow on my thighs.”

Shart

(ADJ)

When someone farts, but when you do a little poop comes out, makes an explosion sound and some say it burns.

EX #1:
Friend: *Farts* Ow!
Me: Lol wut, did u shart?
Friend: I think so... Ich...

EX #2:
Mom: Did u poop in your underwear again Billy?!
Billy: No, I sharted.