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Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).

“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”

by TheBenAflack November 24, 2020


Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”

by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022