berries

The level of attraction one feels for a particular gender. The level of attraction one exhibits for females is represented by pink berries while the level of attraction one exhibits for males is represented by the number of blue berries that particular individual has. Purely bisexual people are said to have an equal number of both types of berries, asexual people have basically no berries, heterosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to members of the opposite gender, and homosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to their own gender.

Oh man, I am fucking asexual! Even that gay guy has more pink berries than me! Why the hell is my berry count so fucking low? I have no will to fuck anymore!

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