SalesLucy

Someone who talks in low tier bullshit in order to big themselves up but it always backfires

Interviewer - So please tell us a bit about yourself?

Job seeker - I look beyond the line, read between the lines, think outside the box, question all information, avoid ignorance, fake and arrogance and dislike ambitious idiots

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Boss person - How did the interview go?

Interviewer - Terrible they were such a SalesLucy

Electric Macan

To be used whenever a mate makes a stupid and simple mistake that is wholly obvious to all other than the mate who made it.

Origin

T- I quite fancy a small car, like a macan but electric

M - oh have you thought about an electric Macan?

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M - What drink are you having?
T - I fancy a beer, larger than a half but not as big as a yard

M - You mean a pint

MG - you electric Macan that one