Thanos

A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.

Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head

SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence

SPANNING SOUND

Thanos: AHHH

Donald Trump

A decaying orange with a yellow wig for hair that has ran for president. He has been given the power to annihilate civilisations because he doesn't know what to do with his powers because he was just picked off his tree and has a colony of worms inside him (and I'm not just talking about worms in his butt). He is racist to Chinese everything. He should just go and die in a goddamn hole where his ass is supposed to be.

Man: Huh... Something smells bad like it's gone off.

Man 2: It's Donald Trump's odour.
Man: Oh...

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