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A strong urge to engage in a virtual coitus with anime women
Dick's resipricriciousness outweighed his daily duties to take care of himself:
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When a piece of shit slightly comes out while you're trying hard to shit it out but when you stop it returns into the rectum. Most of the time it happens repeatedly.
Dave: What took you so long man?
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out
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When you buy someone a card for a dollar or less but it was worth it.
Kevin: Thanks for the card Alex!
Alex: No problem I got it for a funny dollar!