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The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.
Why aren't you a vegetarian.
Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*
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When there is nothing else to do.
I'm bored.
"Then start eating!"
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(verb)
When there is nothing else to do.
I'm bored.
"Then start eating!"
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Reminders your parents had a lot of sex...
Why do I have siblings???
Because... You parents liked sex.
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A woman with the morals of a man.
You're a slut.
"Why thank you!"
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