weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

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dumbfuck

Someone who can't figure out what a dumbfuck is.

If you are reading this, you are probably a dumbfuck.

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chatroom

A fag convention on the internet.

l33t dood(fat 32 year old man in a thong):Hey guys
AzN bOi(nerdy 13 year-old whitey):Yo man
angel gurl(unpopular teen geek):Hi!!!
l33t dood:So... Pokemon is gay!!!
angel gurl(who has a pokemon card collection):Ya anyone who likes dat is st00pid!
AzN bOi:Were so kool arent we guyz
l33t dood:Ya...

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fuk

French for "seal".

French guy:Je voix un fuk!

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Wal-mart

The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need!

If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

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egg nog

Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.

"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."

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woot

An expression of joy or happinness that you usually find most people using on MSN, ICQ, or any online forum except with 0s as os..
Now being used as an actual word.

"Congratulations, you've just won a million dollars"
"Woot!"

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