brown dollars

The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation.

"15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass me the newspaper I'm gonna go earn some brown dollars".

"Nathan's been in the shitter for well over half an hour, he's earning some serious brown dollars today!"

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license plate drugs

Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.

Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...