zombrewie

A type or brand of beer that has been retired or gone out of production for one reason or another and then makes a come back.

"Why can't I buy Mackeson XXX Stout?

"It's been out of production for a few years while the brewery has been changing hands. Basically, the brew is dead until they decide to relaunch it."

"Man, I'm jonesin' for some Mack; I can't wait till it comes back as a zombrewie!"

goombato

A large cuddly male of Hispanic and Italian descent (a.k.a. Mexitalian) that has ties to the mafia but is not in the mafia. Although, he is not a gangster or vato, he may cap your ass if necessary.

"One of my relatives was Italy's second most wanted criminal for organized crime. My family ran that country."

"Aren't you a quarter Mexican too? That would make you a goombato."

judy

A lesbian. This term was originated by the lesbian community in Colorado due to the fact that there seems to be a disproportionate number of older lesbians named Judy. Judy can be used to refer to any lesbian but it is usually used in context of hot lesbians.

-Check out all the ladies at this show!

-Yeah, this band really brings out the judy crowd.

-What?

-All those ladies are lesbians.

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the tackle box

When you go fishing at night and she grabs you're dick so you end up losing your virginity to a morbidly obese chick

Bob told us about his fishing experience where he pulled the tackle box