Dingle berries

Rare berries that taste juicy and thick, typically found Nearby old men.

Kid:”Grandpa’s dingle berries taste sour!”

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Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

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Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

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Pregnant

A type of reflexive response that every man has installed into their brain.

Girl:”I’m pregnant”
Guy:*Runs away”

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Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

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