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A despicable scumball that puts greed above all else. They never have enough money and pretend they're doing things for good reasons but instead are after further financial gains. They pretend to be charitable, but have an eye to what they get from it themselves. Never out of the papers with his stick insect of a wife and talent-less kids....
Your selling hand sanitiser for 100x the price???? In a pandemic?? You fucking deebee!!!!!
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The once very popular childhood Scottish game of removing ill fitting tupes and wigs from the unsuspecting heads of passers by. The little dirty children used to be paid a threaded haypenny by bookmakers who were giving odds on a "ya"or "nay" to rich businessmen. A fight once broke out between a gambler and the local bookie, after odds of 3-1 were reneged upon when a rather feisty child caught a hand full of Mrs McClackered hair... which transpired was her very own and not man made after all. The police were called and after a stewards enquiry it was decided the bet was null and void and the hair was returned to its previous owner.
After a bylaw was passed, tugarug was made illegal everywhere in Scotland except the Outer Hebrides.
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The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.
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A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!
A person who removes someone trousers without prior permission. It is done swiftly in a downward tugging motion whilst the victims back is turned.
Keep your trousers tight, thats a world reknowned dekegger over there
The flow of saliva from ones mouth down the chin. Can be seen at its best when a slack jawed yokel stands gawping at something the desire...and a dribble of saliva runs from the mouth and falls off the chin..
Check out that slevering idiot!!
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My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).
72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!
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