School Bell

The school bell apparently doesn't dismiss you. The teacher does. So you stay your ass in that hallway until your teacher comes and tells it's time for class.

Teacher: Sit down! The school bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!
Student: Then the bell shouldn't decided when the hell I come to class!

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Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.

Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!

Thicc

Being curvy with extra width. Even more sexy.

"I'm not fat. I'm thicc."

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Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

Slut

1) Having sex with more than 3-5 guys at a time during the week. It's okay to have 1 or 2 but 3, 4, 5... You need to stop.

2)Wearing typical skimpy, sluttish, outfits on a regular basis. If your boobs, ass, pussy, etc hanging out or seeable.. You better get your ass back home and change.

"I was with .... and ..... and .... this week!"

"Yeah, you a slut."

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