The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A emoticon version of a shrug.

Guy 1: what does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mean?
Guy 2: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

School

A common misspelling for "Hell"

Satan: "Alright for your First punishment, you will have to relive your school years."
Guy: "I would rather the 1000 years in a pit of fire thank you."