Shloaf

A term pioneered by the honourable X.S and Don M. Shloaf is a way of life. In the famous words of Dr. Than, "You can buy shloaf, sell shloaf and shloaf someone". Shloaf originated in the town of Skopje in Macedonia after crime boss Kulokovski used the term as a pseudonym for illegal imports to mislead law enforcement.

Shloaf, aye, 'tis a manner of livin'; Thou canst purchase shloaf, vend shloaf, and shloaf a soul