Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!

"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"

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puddin britches

Hillbilly talk for jeans that are saggy in the butt area.

Borami: Megan has a cute butt!
Tucker: How can you tell? She's got some puddin britches on.
Borami: She was in here yesterday with some panda leggings on. That booty made me wanna smack it two times!

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