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pubezema

A bastardization of "pubes" and "eczema." What happens when you get unknown itchy red blotches on your genitals.

Man Scratching Gnads: Aww man my balls itch so bad!

Man 2: What? You got pubezema or something?

by TheDefiniteForce December 24, 2013


hall-pass panic

1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.

2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.

Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?

Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.

by TheDefiniteForce December 29, 2014

3👍 1👎


Miley Cyrus

A once somewhat cute girl and the singer of some... ahem... pop music under the name "Hannah Montana," who made Hannah Montana the Movie, before contracting a rare disease that caused her hair to fall out, have an unnatural desire to make out with everything, and mistake heavy demolition equipment as viable things to ride.

Idiot: Holy crap I love Miley Cyrus so much!!!!!!!!1

Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?

by TheDefiniteForce December 24, 2013

11👍 5👎


pop

A form of music somewhat akin to a 4 year old grinding his head with a cheese grater and recording the unfortunate sounds, then doing acid and making an album cover, somehow topping the charts.

Uncultured Swine: Hey did you hear the new Miley Cyrus song?

Upstanding Citizen: Eugggh... pop...

by TheDefiniteForce December 24, 2013

1👍 1👎


dubstep

1. A genre of music characterized by deep bass and a "wub wub" sound.

2. It sounds somewhat similar to the Terminator having an orgasm.

3. A genre of music that Skrillex ruined.

4. Music that peels deep into the new generation's need for over stimulation.

5. A genre that many people hate because it has no "soul," but when compared to modern pop music it actually makes you dumb 70% slower.

6. The most misunderstood music in the universe.

7. Music that actually has less "wubs" than those in my head when you try to tell me why its dumb.

Actual Dubstep Fan: Hey man do you listen to dubstep?

Idiot: What like Skrillex?

Actual Dubstep Fan: Idiot.

by TheDefiniteForce December 24, 2013

10👍 7👎