Rocketpoweredmohawk

Formula 1 youtube's biggest sigma bastard that makes videos in his car.
Unlicensed F1 assasin, 3 kills (pual di resta, latifi n wtf1)
has no foken upload scheme
but the vids are golden

rocketpoweredmohawk is a sigma bastard.

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Zoetermeer

Zoetermeer, Otherwise known as depression city is a city in South Holland.
It's depressing. That's all.

Person 1: Zoetermeer is full of NPCs.
Person 2: That's not very nice to say to Zoetermeerders. Wait, we're in Zoetermeer right now.
Person 1: *Despawns, since they're an NPC.*

Tomos A35

Moped produced by Tomos from 1954 to 2018, their year of bankruptcy. Famous for their kickstart, and being easy to tune up to 80km/h with modified stock parts. Not even kidding with that one. They have gradually fallen into obsecurity because of the rise of scooters. They're still driving around though. Reliable and fast, you should probably get one.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got a Tomos A35.
Guy 2: How fast does it go?
Guy 1: 50.
Guy 2: Jesus.

Dream Stan

A person that "Stans" A famous Minecraft youtuber Dream. They are basically the definition of stupid. These people are usually 9-year olds sitting behind their crusty Ipads, And they will send death-threats to you if you simply say a sentence that is not positive about Dream. They will say they are going swat your fucking house if they are really dumb.

Their appearance usually differs from "normal" clothing to entire fucking cosplays regarding Dream. Sometimes they have a crush on Dream and say some really stupid stuff i cannot mention because it is not fucking humane/sane/appropriate.

9-year old: "I'm a dream stan"
Sane person: "Are you fucking delusional?"

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