Massive Trump

The type of dump you take following the Trump inauguration.

I took a massive Trump on January 20th.

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Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

Shit House Rat

A rodent that dwells with in a public restroom. Additionally a person who is a son of a bitch

Uh god, I was taking a shit in the men’s room and the shit house rat scurried across the floor.

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Gigunda Shit

A massive turd that sticks out above the water a minimum of 6 inches. Generally takes place following but not exclusive to, a Sunday meal at an Italian grandparents house.

Steveie- Hey Paul how was your night?
Pauly- Uh, I ate Susan's meatballs and then took a gigunda shit.

Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General

Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.

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Anals of History

Where Trumps presidency will be recorded.

Trumps Presidency willgo down in the Anals of History.

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