this ass

the best thing you’ll lay eyes on

“come get a piece of this ass”

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Yonkers

One of the biggest cities in New York but still the most boring. The kids hang out at Ridge Hill and Cross County, but there is nothing to do there. The teenagers all drink on McLean and in Woodlawn. It gets more ghetto by the day. The only part that isn't ghetto yet is Crestwood and the Yonkers part of Scarsdale, but the city is becoming wack. It is literally a shithole. South Yonkers is the most ghetto shit, and the Yonkers DMV is a whole different entity. The public schools are pretty shitty. YMA has roaches and Saunders had a clown come to the school. The kids try to act hard even though half of them come from middle to upper class families. Even though Yonkers is shitty, the kids from there are proud of where they come from.

Where you from?
I'm from Yonkas, I rep the 914.

These damned Yonkers kids think they are from the streets.

Photo Roulette

An app where your friend's camera rolls get exposed. Especially fun to play with thots or people you want to find out more about.

Me: Let's play Photo Roulette.
You: Shit, let me delete my nudes first.

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Matt

A short guy, tries to be a heartbreaker too hard. He gets all baggy when girls dub him.

Q: This guy hit me up last night, trying to be so hot and shit.
E: Was it Matt?
Q: How'd you know?
E: Ah he hits up any girl he can lmaoo.

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Jungle Fever

The epidemic I caught this year after being blessed by black guys

You: I think you caught jungle fever

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Fordham Road

The ghetto right outside Fordham Prep and Fordham U. Crackheads and hood rats galore. Not a safe place to be at night. Many illegal activities happen there.

Boy: What if we kissed on Fordham Road?
Girl: And get shot? Yea.. I'll pass.

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pace gang

watch out pace, this gang of incoming freshmen will f you up. they call themselves pace gang and are exclusive only to the coolest college freshmen.

pace gang for life!