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Penguin

The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world

Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)

by TheEvilDodo June 19, 2017

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Penguin

A possibly mythical creature that will definitely take over the world one day, and will either kill or enslave all humans, those who purposely cause global warming and don't care, eat them alive

The penguin army will take over

No they won't

Look, there's one now

Little weir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! He's eating me!!!

Told ya

by TheEvilDodo March 30, 2017