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suicide

1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens

2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see goth, emo, mallcore)

1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

by TheEye5000 January 10, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck

The South Won't Rise Again

you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit

i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg

the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again

The South Won't Rise Again, you retard redneck.

by TheEye5000 January 20, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


black album

1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.

2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.

3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.

1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."

2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.

3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.

by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poland

Something that John Kerry forgot.

George W. Bush: He forgot Poland.

by TheEye5000 February 9, 2005

1209๐Ÿ‘ 337๐Ÿ‘Ž


fred durst

FRED DURST IS A PUSSY!!!

You hid on your bus

You were afraid of us

You wouldn't fight me because you're gay

You had your roadies save you today

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're fucking gay

Fred Durst is a faggot - you're a fucking faggot

Fred Durst is a faggot - your breath smells like cum

Fred Durst is a faggot - you like dicks up your ass

You're a fucking midget so you can blow guys without kneeling

You wear a stupid cap to cover up your baldness

You think you're black but you're just gay

You and Wes Borland met at a gay bar and wanted to start a band

Wes left Limp Bizkit because you suck

You discovered Puddle of Mudd and Staind and they suck too

I'll fight you anytime you fag

But you'll have your roadies fight for you

If you're so fucking tough, why won't you fight me by yourself???

YOU FUCKING CUM-GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY!!!!!!

by TheEye5000 March 14, 2005

89๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


conservative

A person who blames all of his/her problems in life on the liberal media.

Susan is such a conservative! She thinks her cat died because of Dan Rather.

by TheEye5000 November 20, 2004

219๐Ÿ‘ 252๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rage Against The Machine

Popular rap metal band of the 1990s consisting of vocalist Zack de la Rocha, guitarist Tom Morello, bassist Tim Commeford, and drummer Brad Wilk. Broke up in 2001 and changed into Audioslave.
Known for their left-wing political views (and lyrics), and for instigating the nu-metal genre of the late 1990s. Unlike most modern nu-metal bands, however, they included many traditional heavy metal techniques such as guitar riffs and solos.

If you are an anarchist or are just angry with the system you live in, then Rage Against the Machine is the band for you.

by TheEye5000 September 18, 2004

810๐Ÿ‘ 260๐Ÿ‘Ž